May 18, 2012
Today’s Dumb Jokes

1. I like to speak !Xhosa when meeting someone for the first time. I like to see if we click.

2. Monkeys are popular sources of protein in many parts of the world because really, there’s no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.

May 16, 2012
The Epiphone Les Paul Custom I’ve agreed to buy. Never had any kind of LP or any guitar with humbuckers before, so this will be interesting. This is also the first guitar that I’ve considered swapping pickups on. It supposedly has Gibson pickups—I’ve heard questionable things about the 490R/498T set, so I’m hoping for Classic ’57s or BurstBuckers. I’m gonna ask when I pick it up. If I wind up not really caring for whatever’s in there already, I’m thinking a Pearly Gates or P-90 copy in the neck… we’ll see. I’ve never really cared for LP’s before, but this one came up out of the blue and before I knew it, I’d made an offer and gotten attached to it.
Also comes with:
small pedalboard
some cords
Boss DS-1 [already have one, so I might get somebody to mod this one]
Boss DD-7 [which is gonna be a lot of fun, with the stereo input/output, and I already have an MXR Carbon Copy—ALL THE DELAY.]
Ibanez TS-9 [which a friend of mine has offered to mod]
Ernie Ball volume pedal [which I’ve been wanting for a while]
DigiTech RP200 multi-FX unit [meh]
So, we’ll see how it does. Plan to see if the friend that wanted to mod the TS-9 is doing anything tomorrow; if not, I want to crank this fucker through one of his nice amps.
EDIT: Also my first with “gold” hardware, and the first that I plan to put straplocks on. Lotta firsts with this one. Just remembered that it’s also the first guitar [that hasn’t been a complete POS from a pawn shop] that I’ve bought second-hand. I know, I’m spoiled, whatever.

The Epiphone Les Paul Custom I’ve agreed to buy. Never had any kind of LP or any guitar with humbuckers before, so this will be interesting. This is also the first guitar that I’ve considered swapping pickups on. It supposedly has Gibson pickups—I’ve heard questionable things about the 490R/498T set, so I’m hoping for Classic ’57s or BurstBuckers. I’m gonna ask when I pick it up. If I wind up not really caring for whatever’s in there already, I’m thinking a Pearly Gates or P-90 copy in the neck… we’ll see. I’ve never really cared for LP’s before, but this one came up out of the blue and before I knew it, I’d made an offer and gotten attached to it.

Also comes with:

  • small pedalboard
  • some cords
  • Boss DS-1 [already have one, so I might get somebody to mod this one]
  • Boss DD-7 [which is gonna be a lot of fun, with the stereo input/output, and I already have an MXR Carbon Copy—ALL THE DELAY.]
  • Ibanez TS-9 [which a friend of mine has offered to mod]
  • Ernie Ball volume pedal [which I’ve been wanting for a while]
  • DigiTech RP200 multi-FX unit [meh]

So, we’ll see how it does. Plan to see if the friend that wanted to mod the TS-9 is doing anything tomorrow; if not, I want to crank this fucker through one of his nice amps.

EDIT: Also my first with “gold” hardware, and the first that I plan to put straplocks on. Lotta firsts with this one. Just remembered that it’s also the first guitar [that hasn’t been a complete POS from a pawn shop] that I’ve bought second-hand. I know, I’m spoiled, whatever.

May 13, 2012
"I don’t always submit cover letters, but when I do, they kick ass and usually get me (at least) an interview."

— TWN (via techwriterninja)

I teach a sophomore-level tech writing class. Two of my students have actually used the résumés we did in class!

I want to start offering editing of job materials, so if you’re interested, hit me up (looking at you Sammy.)

May 8, 2012
trextrying:

T-Rex Trying to Catch a Butterfly…
We are proud to announce our new partnership with the Houston Museum of Natural Science as they prepare to open their fabulous new paleontology wing: http://blog.hmns.org/2012/05/why-you-should-care-about-wyrex-meet-his-groundbreaking-feet-and-say-hello-to-our-new-mascot/
#TRexTrying

This is awesome.

trextrying:

T-Rex Trying to Catch a Butterfly…

We are proud to announce our new partnership with the Houston Museum of Natural Science as they prepare to open their fabulous new paleontology wing: http://blog.hmns.org/2012/05/why-you-should-care-about-wyrex-meet-his-groundbreaking-feet-and-say-hello-to-our-new-mascot/

#TRexTrying

This is awesome.

May 7, 2012
See, those are all the friends that collected her records.

See, those are all the friends that collected her records.

May 1, 2012
Maybe I Need To Have Myself In Church This Sunday

I knew this week would be busy, but…

  1. I slept until 8:20 AM on Monday. I teach at 8.
  2. I made a left turn on a red light like it was the completely natural thing to do.
  3. I had to walk away from a project and get a meh grade on it because I simply couldn’t deal with the project or the people any more. Even better is knowing that they probably can’t fix it. Even worse is knowing that the instructor, who previously expressed admiration of my work ethic, is probably displeased.
  4. I just locked all my keys in my truck, but thank God I have a way into the cab.
  5. I have students who are depending on me to help them get a good grade on their final project and I can barely do everything I have to do for the classes I’m taking.
  6. I haven’t heard from either company that I put in for internships with.
  7. I also have to tell these kids that they do have to show up to the final next Wednesday after I mistakenly told them I wouldn’t make them. Fuck the department and fuck this university.
  8. I also have to tell these kids that I don’t have their shit graded by tomorrow after I said I would.
  9. I still have plenty to do before next Tuesday.

I haven’t had a truly awful day in quite a long time. Yesterday wasn’t awful, it was just fucked up, and I guess today is following the same pattern. People keep telling me that I’ll “make it.” I hate hearing that fucking phrase. I’m not aware of any other options.

April 23, 2012
Yeah.

I am not your friend.

I’m just a man who knows how to feel.

I am not your friend.

I’m not your lover.

I’m not your family.

April 19, 2012
Can’t Get Ahead Of Myself

Part of why I’m still awake is that I’ve spent a good five to seven hours reviewing my resume and writing cover letters for internships in the last few days instead of doing my Design individual project. More on that in a second.

I put in at Sabre Airline Solutions, which handles ticketing, frequent flyer miles, and the like for American Airlines and a whole host of other carriers. The other company is part of the pharmaceutical conglomerate AmeriSource Bergen, and they provide private-practice oncologists with software for their practices. These are both full-time summer internships, and if I play my cards right, I could get a a job with either company after graduation. The oncology company is also interested in hiring part-time during the school year, so maybe I wouldn’t have to teach. On one hand, I really enjoy it, and on the other, I don’t. There are definite benefits to teaching, but if I didn’t, I’d probably only have to be on campus one night a week (more on that in a sec.) 

I’m gonna be taking online summer classes; it’s my first time for either of those. To complicate things, I’m taking those classes in medical informatics. I’m not exactly sure what we’ll cover, since some medical informatics programs (like this one and TWU) focus on medical libraries and databases, while others have a more technology-oriented focus (almost merging into IT.) I only have to have nine hours in a related field for my tech comm degree, so after this summer, I’d have one more (online) course in that and a required course in tech comm presentations. That’s great—I could minimize my time on campus, but at the same time, I need to take 9 hours to make full-time, so I’m scrambling to find anything related. Everything either has a prerequisite, is bullshit, or is at the same time as my Presentations class.

So yeah, internship and two courses over the summer; one required course and one cognate course in the fall; that’s it. I’m done. I’m out of here. To where? I’m not sure. I was told I should look into PhD programs, and I think Texas Tech would be great, but it’s in Lubbock. I’m wondering if I could pretty easily parlay the medical informatics angle to work at Texas Medical Center in Houston. Houston might be nice. Almost went there for my English MA, wound up going to TCU, and then bailing on that, which was one of the best things I’ve ever done. I feel better about my courses, my future, and my profession than I ever did in that English lit program.

The one class that’s been a major drag this semester has been my Document Design class. I just can’t quantify or qualify how much I’ve learned, and that’s really frustrating. I know I have learned things, I just can’t put my finger on it; I suspect all it did was give me practice doing design, rather than teaching me anything new per se. I’m avoiding this 150 page book design project just because I don’t want to do it. I realize grad classes are supposed to kick your ass, but this class has been too much. It was actually supposed to be 250 pages of text, but she fucked up and gave us the wrong assignment description, so she lowered the requirements.

I’m tentatively scheduled to teach this summer, but I should get one of the two internships, removing that. If I don’t get a summer one, I’ll have to get one for the fall, meaning I’d be taking twelve graduate hours; the required internship counts for six, Presentations, and the medical informatics course. That just seems like a lot, although I’m sure it’s completely do-able.

One nice thing about my teaching this semester is that several of the students and I have developed a trust. One kid actually told me that he trusted me when I gave him advice about a project. Although it’s a lot of work to look over all those papers, I feel pretty good when they send me drafts or bring them to me in class. I much prefer having my own tech comm class to being a TA in an English lit class.

That’s about it. I need to finish indexing this bitch. Fingers crossed for getting one or both of those internships; a choice would be nice, and I think I’d have to choose the oncology one. We’ll see.

April 8, 2012
astronautalis:

be. more. majestic. (Taken with instagram)

Pride fuckin’ rock.

astronautalis:

be. more. majestic. (Taken with instagram)

Pride fuckin’ rock.

April 2, 2012
Bathroom Talk: Why the Bathroom Talk?

thebathroomadventures:

Who cares about public restrooms? I do. Why? Because, at least in my mind, I have a tiny bladder.

Most people, especially women, avoid using public restrooms but that’s not usually an option for me. I have to pee all the time. Freud would probably have a field day with me on this but I’ve always…

This is going to be fascinating.

(Source: thecocojava)

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