Well, somebody fixed that Time magazine cover.
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom
Looks like CocoJava just found a new cross-stich pattern.
YES THEY DO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THEM LIKE I DO THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU
And when you think I’m sunk
I will float on and die"
— Brand New, “You Won’t Know”
“Here are some broad descriptions about the generation known as Millennials: They’re narcissistic. They’re lazy. They’re coddled. They’re even a bit delusional.
Those aren’t just unfounded negative stereotypes about 80 million Americans born roughly between 1980 and 2000. They’re backed up by a decade of sociological research. The National Institutes of Health found that for people in their 20s, Narcissistic Personality Disorder is three times as high than the generation that’s 65 or older. In 1992, 80 percent of people under 23 wanted to one day have a job with greater responsibility; ten years later, 60 percent did. Millennials received so many participation trophies growing up that 40 percent of them think they should be promoted every two years – regardless of performance. They’re so hopeful about the future you might think they hadn’t heard of something called the Great Recession.”
Well, they’re right about the “save us all” part, anyway.
Oh, like we’re any more self-obsessed than the Baby Boomers, who wanted to sit around and smoke dope, and now want to sit around and smoke dope and piss away what entitlement programs we do have. While they enjoy Medicare and Social Security, we can kiss all that goodbye. We live with our parents because the Baby Boomers and those immediately after run the banks and have been shafting us since we could walk. I don’t think we’re trying to save anybody but ourselves at this point.
I wish I could find the source for this, to properly credit it. Best thing I’ve seen online forever.
So “Teddy Roosevelt Mascot” is the best thing ive ever googled ever.
i literally can not be upset about anything ever again
And this is one of many reasons that, when the Astros went to the AL, I chose the Nationals as our NL team.